I hate writing about myself, i always feel self conscious like I'm going to do a terrible job describing myself. Either i'll come off as a completely cocky douche, or some insecure little emo kid. I guess this is a problem that has been present all throughout history, people asking them self the question, who am i and how do i present myself to other people. The best way to get to know someone isnt to read an about me or some bullshit, but to actually take time to get to know them and their friends. But because your probably to fucking lazy to actually talk to me, here's a shot at me describing myself.
IM FUCKING AWESOME. IM SO FUCKING COOL YOU WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE AS FUCKING BOSS AS ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. ALL THE LADIES WANT TO FUCK ME AND ALL THE BOYS WANT TO BE ME.