IM FUCKING AWESOME. IM SO FUCKING COOL YOU WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE AS FUCKING BOSS AS ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. ALL THE LADIES WANT TO FUCK ME AND ALL THE BOYS WANT TO BE ME.
I RUN THIS FUCKING PLANET SON
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Things girls like about boys.
- Me: I thought girls liked brazillians though?
- Lauran: They do, but that's mostly the wax.
- Me: BA DUM TISH
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Dear sluts,
I’d like to take a moment to say thank you. I know you get a lot of hate from people who don’t understand your value. Without your lose morals and vagina’s, the world would be a much worse place due to stressed out men fucking shit up. To those girls who are constantly bitching about sluts, get your facts straight, they’re taking one for the team, so chill the fuck down. Take a second to sit back and understand how much of how the world works boils down to sex.
Sincerely, A fan.
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paulvongryff asked: I was the same way. Making a tumblr, and not knowing how the hell to work it. I came back some time later, and it just all sort-of fell into place. Welcome back!
Yeah for a while I was just posting pictures I came across and kind of fell out of it. I’m feeling a bit pulled back lately but if I do it now I want to do it right.
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I kind of want to start using this again.
But I feel like I should actually learn to use tumblr first. Like tags and shit, and new theme and junk. Then perhaps considering original content…
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iamonlyhumanafterall asked: WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT POSTED IN A WHILE?
Lazy…
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